Center for Ecology and Humanity
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Hi, Mr. Photographer. Want me to pose?
Mr. Photographer says, "OK, pose. Put on your gear, dude."
Well then, I'm going to go get it, but let's try to keep this short, ok?
WAIT... I have to put on my hat, too.
OK, now you can take the picture.
Now, that should be enough pictures. I'm going to go work. Hey, has anybody ever picked up the garbage around here?
(Depending on your interpretation, that is either a branch that snuck into the photo, or else the garbage god is striking Randy with the lightning bolt of power. We aren't sure, but he keeps on collecting garbage and that makes everyone happy.)